If I had a million DOLLAR$

                     I would buy a big house, where I could have big parties
                                  and drink Champaign and feast on lobster tail.

                                 I would invite all my friends and send my private jet
                                      to pick them up from all over the country. 

        My back yard would have a pool with my own  private handsome young                 
                     life guard with a lushes tanned perfect body.

                I would hire a maid to clean my big house and I would leave for her,
                       a hundred dollar bill as a tip every time she came to scrub my toilet bowl.

           I would go on shopping sprees, that would last for days and come home
                    and go to the homeless shelters and pass out everything I had just bought,
                    so I could make room in my limousine for the next shopping trip,
                    all to do it over and over again .

               I would buy me a fake fir coat, just to hang in my closet,
                   while I spend the winter in Hawaii, warring almost nothing but a smile. 

              I would do fun things, like bunjy jumping and parasailing and surfing
                      and lying in the shade on the beach and having strapping young  men
                      rub sunscreen all over my body.

                                   Hey,  I would go get a face lift, a tummy tuck,
                                          a lipo suck and a boob reduct.
                                          hmmm and maybe a nose job too.

                          I would get my eye brows plucked, my nails done up,
                                my hair made up and go out on the town all dolled up.

                    I would go out and find the right man, I could pick and choose.
                           He could be tall and blonde, short and bald,
                           dark and handsome, big and overbearing,
                            slim and nerdy or something in between.
                           As long as he loved me and my money, in that order.

                    What would you do If you had a million dollar$  ?               

                   Tell me what you would do and I will post it here if you want.
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