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on in,,, My day was ruined anyway.
This
is my page that really has no purpose,
but just to make you laugh
or maybe smile.
It's just a way for me to express my wackiness.
I had fun making it. Hope you enjoy!
 Out of all the fish in the sea, why do I always end up with
a carp.
I STILL MISS
MY EX,
but my aim is getting better : )
Here I am!
Now what are your other two wishes?
Life is a Bitch
and then it has puppies
When
blondes have more fun
do they know it?
A fool and his money
can throw one hell of a party
What would you do if you
suddenly became rich?
The $100,000,000 ?
Where
there's a will
I want to be in it
Oh
Lord, give me patience.
And give it to me now! |
Unless you are the lead dog
the view never changes |
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
I
think sex is better than logic,
but I can't prove it. |
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If you run out of sick
days, call in dead. |
And
your crybaby whiney-assed
opinion would be? |
I pretend
to work.
They pretend to pay me. |
Is
reading in the bathroom
considered multi-tasking ? |
But what if I want the one in the bush?
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Time is just
nature's way to keep everything from happening at once |
 News flash!!!!!!!
 Suicidal twin kills
sister by mistake!
Energizer Bunny Arrested!
Charged with Battery.
 Police station toilet
stolen
.....Cops have nothing to go on
Corduroy pillows are making
headlines!!
Time flies like
an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
 If I throw a stick,
would you leave?
A picture is
worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
How long is this beta guy going to keep testing our stuff.
The faulty
interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
Failure is not an option!
It comes bundled with the software
BE ALERT!
The world needs more lerts.
I'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert
If there is no God, who pops up the next
Kleenex?
Hello? Front Desk?
Some guy named Gideon left his bible here.
How much can I get away
with and still go to heaven?
Jesus
saves sinners
and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.
Jesus love you
It's everybody else that thinks your an ass.
Ham and Eggs
A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig
I didn't fight my
way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Good health is merely
the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Schizophrenia beats being alone
DISCOURAGE INBREEDING
-BAN COUNTRY MUSIC-
A closed mouth
gathers no foot
Can you yell "Movie!"
in a crowded fire station?
Chaos,
panic and disorder
My work is done here
The
trouble with life is there is no background music
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